David Lang

Sunday, October 24, 2021

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Freelance Writer: During my heyday, I had everything an exciting life required - money, looks, and lots of girls. My reputation spread like wildfire up to England and Australia. I was so successful with girls then that I became with girls what Tiger Woods used to be with golf tournaments. Woods could earn millions by just appearing at golf tournaments, while I could get any girls I wanted, literally. Boys even resorted to announcing to the girls they were inviting to their parties that David (me) was coming, too, to encourage them to attend, perhaps. I don't know why I was popular, but was I popular! If I wished, back then I could have any girls I wanted. All I needed was to go somewhere and ...spot a girl. Approaching girls to me was like second nature. If today, I could earn millions just by helping girls and boys find their life partners. Back then, if you're still single and needed help to find that someone, you came to the right place. All you had to do was point out a girl and she's as good as yours! I would, first, win her over and then do the introduction. All got married and all lived happily ever after! Still, I can't believe it happened. But...it's a long time ago. Done and dusted!

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